1. "My, this giant white pile of fluff is perfect for napping!"
2. "He's JUST my size!"
3. "Yes, this is MY furry throne."
4. "Sorry, Dog - your butt is too comfy for me to move."
5. "Two dogs equal one fluffy king-size bed, all for me."
6. "You are my cinnamon bun of warmth, Dog."
7. "Ah, yes. This is a lovely cat nest indeed."
8. "Dog? This isn't a dog. This is a giant, funny-smelling pillow."
9. "You're just chubby enough to make a perfectly soft mattress."
10. "This is the Kitten Fort. We happen to meet on top of a dog."
11. "This is my noble steed. You might know him as the dog."
12. "Don't move, Dog. I just found the perfect spot."
13. "Not only is he snuggly, but he makes the perfect hiding spot!"
14. "You will be my pillow, Dog. Or else."
