"Oh, is it afternoon already? Well, better luck tomorrow then."
"Hey, a mouse! You'd better run. Or not. Whatever."
"Relax, bro. You'll clean it up later, I swear."
"Hmm. What are these? OH MY."
"Help yourself, man. There's plenty of 'nip to go around."
"You're home?! I mean, uh, welcome home!"
"I rhyme with so many words: at, bat, chat, fat, flat, hat, mat, nat, oat, pat, qat, rat, sat..."
"You. Yes, you. Where do you keep the canned food?"
"Oh. Hey. So, I found the catnip."
"What an awesome day to be a cat and stuff."
"Whoa. How'd you get on the ceiling?"