<p> (<a class="checked-link" href="http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/rmpv1/got_a_new_puppy_somehow_i_think_the_cat/"><em>Reddit: filthy_assistant</em></a>)<span></span> </p><p> (<a class="checked-link" href="http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/rmpv1/got_a_new_puppy_somehow_i_think_the_cat/"><em>Reddit: filthy_assistant</em></a>)<span></span> </p> 1. "Everything the light touches is mine. Got it?"
(Reddit: Malachi_-_Contsant)
2. "So ... what are you supposed to be?"
(Reddit: bedbuddy)
3. "I'M supposed to be the fuzzy, cute one in this household."
4. "You have severely miscalculated my affections, Dog."
5. "That is the UGLIEST cat I've ever seen!"
(Reddit: WildcatAbroad)
6. "YOU aren't the stair-keeper, I'M the stair-keeper!"
(Reddit: Revision123)
7. "Um, WHO do you think you are, stinking up my couch?"
(Reddit: enigmatic-dr-scully)
8. "The Human seems to have left us with this strange, fuzzy alien baby."
(Reddit: panda_nectar)
9. "Great. I guess this is my life now."