1. "How DARE you rub his tummy and not mine!"
(Reddit: MonsterInTheGarage)
2. "SURE. Take a picture of the ORANGE cat. Why should I care?"
(Instagram)
3. "Here's what I think of the kitten: PFFTTTTTTHHHH."
(Reddit: sdillon1015)
4. "Don't you dare look at the dog when I'm sitting RIGHT HERE."
(Reddit: digitcrickett)
5. "Oh. I guess that lap of yours isn't big enough for the two of us, huh?"
(Instagram)
6. "Were you two snuggling WITHOUT ME?"
(Reddit: Dxkingxd)
7. "That's fine. I didn't want ear scratches anyway."
(Reddit: TartofDarkness)
8. "WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE."
(Instagram)
9. "You know that's MY spot."
(Instagram)
10. "B-but ... I wanted cuddles too!"
(Reddit: ilikenap)
11. "TRAITOR."
(Instagram)