1. "I am ignoring you, Human, and going to my mental happy place until this treachery is finished."
(Reddit: rdb33)
2. "WHAT. IS. HAPPENING. TO. MY. BEAUTIFUL. FUR."
(Reddit: ceciliaj731)
3. "0/10, would not bathe again."
(Reddit: tanis3346)
4. "OK, Human, that was a conniving trick you pulled ... "
(Reddit: queenofhearts)
5. "You have dipped me in water. I don't get it. I don't like it."
(Reddit: llamapopasquat)
6. "My god, you aren't going to actually use SOAP, are you?"
(Reddit: Idel11)
7. "Hey, so ... how about we DON'T bathe me and say we DID?"
(Reddit: zhaoseph)
8. "You have stripped me of my magical cat spit powers, you swine."
(Reddit: BeckerKM21)
9. "What, is this measly TOWEL supposed to make me feel better after what you just did?"
(Reddit: fishmonkeyhubby)
10. "I utterly hated that bath, Human. But I kind of like my new cloak."
(Reddit: geekstain)
