If Cats Edited These 9 Books...

1. "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single cat in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of the tallest cat tower ever." -Pride and Prejudice, as edited by Cat (Flickr: Takashi Hososhima)

2. "All happy cats are alike; each unhappy cat is unhappy because he wants more wet food." -Anna Karenina, as edited by Cat (Flickr: Tom Thai)

3. "As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a delicious nomnom treat." -Metamorphosis, as edited by Cat (Flickr: cjc4454)

4. "There was no possibility of taking a walk that day, or any day, I don't go outside." -Jane Eyre, as edited by Cat (Flickr: Lucie Provencher)

5. "A screaming comes across the sky, maybe was a bird, I must be alert to catch it." -Gravity's Rainbow, as edited by Cat (Flickr: David DeHetre)

6. "You better not never tell nobody, especially not the dog, that I have done this." -The Color Purple, as edited by Cat (Flickr: allison)

7. "Justice?-You get justice in the next world, in this world you have the humans who never ever let you eat the plants." -A Frolic of His Own, as edited by Cat (Flickr: Quinn Dombrowski)

8."He was an old cat who fished alone in a skiff in the Gulf Stream and he had gone eighty-four days now without taking a fish and he was the most useless saddest cat that ever lived." -The Old Man And The Sea, as edited by Cat (Flickr: Robert Neff)

9. "This is my favorite book in all the world, of course I have never read it." -The Princess Bride, as edited by Cat (Flickr: Indi Samarajiva)