"You ... you weren't suppose to see this."
"I was just about to return these to you, I swear."
"These are mine now. ALL MINE!"
"Uh, I was keeping them safe for you under the fridge. Surprise!"
"The paper balls are so irresistible. I couldn't stop myself."
"But ... but I had hidden them so well."
"This isn't the chapstick you're looking for."
"Move along. I stole these fair and square."
"My treasure! What have you done?"
"Well played, Human. But you still haven't found the hairballs."