1. All cats are born with innate ninja abilities.
2. They are the sneakiest of thieves, with no remorse.
3. Felines are experts at hiding from you - well, sort of.
4. Unbeknownst to many, cats can become liquid.
5. They can morph into entirely new creatures whenever they feel like it.
6. Cats can (and will) fit into any box, anywhere.
7. To cats, gravity means nothing.
8. They don't need to abide by your napping rules.
9. Maybe they can even see through walls?
10. Doors cannot contain them, because cats are masters of escape.
11. They can earn respect from creatures twice their size.
12. When needed, cats can bend the laws of physics to their own will.
13. Most important, cats are effortlessly cooler than pretty much everyone.