Stoner Cat Finds Pound Of Catnip, Has NO Idea What's Going On

Man may never unlock all the secrets of the universe, but thanks to 16 ounces of organic catnip, one spaced-out mouser just might have.

After buying his cat a pound of the feline-altering herb, a pet owner recently posted the kitty's wide-eyed reaction online.

It's not clear whether the pint-sized Scarface found his way into the stash by accident or design. The results, however, speak for themselves.

"Good kitty," wrote Reddit user microbionic. "Don't kill me."

Fortunately, even a pound of dried catnip is safe for cats.

"Catnip is completely nontoxic to cats," writes Janet Tobiassen Crosby, a doctor of veterinary medicine, on "If a large quantity of fresh catnip is consumed, you may see some vomiting or diarrhea, but this is rare and self-limiting."

Still, it's probably a good idea to limit a cat's intake, if only to keep them from turning to a life of crime.