Man may never unlock all the secrets of the universe, but thanks to 16 ounces of organic catnip, one spaced-out mouser just might have.
After buying his cat a pound of the feline-altering herb, a pet owner recently posted the kitty's wide-eyed reaction online.
It's not clear whether the pint-sized Scarface found his way into the stash by accident or design. The results, however, speak for themselves.
"Good kitty," wrote Reddit user microbionic. "Don't kill me."
Fortunately, even a pound of dried catnip is safe for cats.
"Catnip is completely nontoxic to cats," writes Janet Tobiassen Crosby, a doctor of veterinary medicine, on About.com. "If a large quantity of fresh catnip is consumed, you may see some vomiting or diarrhea, but this is rare and self-limiting."
Still, it's probably a good idea to limit a cat's intake, if only to keep them from turning to a life of crime.