During one of Maggie’s visits, students walked into class for the evening — and discovered the best quiz ever displayed on the screen at the front of the classroom:
How do you feel about Maggie?
A. She’s a good dog.
B. She’s a very good dog, yes she is.
C. She’s the best dog.
D. She is the Platonic ideal of a dog.
E. I don’t like dogs, but despite my generalized dislike of all things canine, I make an exception for Maggie, because that’s how great she is.