Even when everyone's all dressed up, Hollywood is still such a zoo.
1. Stars start to arrive on the red carpet and you just ...
2. Host Neil Patrick Harris shows up and you're all ...
3. You watch the worst-dressed celeb walk the red carpet ...
4. And go ...
5. Finally, George Clooney arrives.
6. And you and everybody else are like ...
7. These actors can't decide who should open the envelope.
8. When you're trying to figure out how THAT GUY won, you're like ...
9. And if your favorite actor loses, you go ...
10. When someone forgets to thank his significant other, EVERYONE thinks ...
11. And when a speech goes on fur-ever, everyone feels like ...
12. The award for best sound editing goes to ... Zzz ...
13. The In Memoriam montage comes on, and everyone's like ...
14. Someone inevitably trips on the way to the stage ...
15. .. just as you run out of Oscar snacks.
16. But it's OK, because you won the Oscars pool. High five!
