Being a goat may seem like it's all fun and games, but there's more to it than just being spunky all the time. Feta and Lil' Sis are two happy little goats living in Austin, TX. They have their own Vine channel and want to show everyone what a day in the life of a goat is REALLY all about.
First you have to get the dog's attention. But he refuses to listen. Because he's stubborn. (Goats, contrary to popular opinion, are NOT stubborn! AT ALL.)
Then it's time for some morning forehead nuzzles and a game of king of the lawn chair.
Maybe even mix up a salad for yourself if you're feeling healthy!
Or maybe get some tree greens, if you can get a hand-up.
Occasionally it's necessary to stretch for the day before beginning any strenuous activities ... and, again, king of the lawn chair.
Oh -- don't forget to say hi to the chickens. And always be polite. Because those chickens are bossy.
Help out with the daily chores, if you're able!
If you have some spare time in the afternoon, get to work on some creative arts and crafts.
Take a hopping break and celebrate the fact that you're a lil' goat!
... No need to show off while hopping, though. I mean, really. Enough is enough.
If you still have excess energy, challenge the dog and chickens to a race!
Unwind at the end of the day with a much-needed fence massage.
Congratulations. You have now mastered the art of goat-ness. Reward yourself by lounging indefinitely as the ultimate king of the lounge chairs.