Humans seem to overlook our most basic needs -- let me help you out!
1. My Cage Is Too Small.
I know your kids love the well-marketed plastic cages that are colorful and laced with crazy tubes, but that's not what I'm really looking for. I need space. Seriously, minimum, I need at least 360 square inches of floor space in my cage. Otherwise I won't have enough room to run and play, explore my toys, and burrow underneath all my bedding! (Yes, hamsters like bedding, high thread count, please.)
Typical hamster cages are not going to do, but your countless trips to Ikea were not in vain. Ikea furniture = my dream home.
Check out this Detolf Cabinet: