Because armchairs and couches are for the creatively-challenged.  

1. "This flower pot offers me the reassurance I need right now."

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2. "Playgrounds have really weird chairs."

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3. "He makes a pretty stinky pillow." 

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4. "What? This is how you sit, human, I've seen you do it!"

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5. "She's ergonomically correct and everything!"

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6. "I see no difference between Bucket and Chair."

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7. "Don't mind him, he's just my throne." 

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8. "I made dis."

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9. "He lost a bet." 

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10. "And thus I begin my life anew as a flower." 

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11. "Oh, nice, thank you for the foot-cushion, Human!"

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